From Britain:

The Survival Time of Chocolates on Hospital Wards: Covert Operational Study

How quickly does a box of chocolates disappear? Who does the eating? Covert observations by a duo of diet detractors.

From Australia:

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Deficiency

A Pilot Study in imaginary populations.

As author Elif Batuman tweeted: “Ha! I KNEW that literature served an evolutionary purpose.  It is to teach us the importance of Vitamin D.”

I am loving the holiday research.  What’s happening in the American medical journals?